periscope depth
when a fresh a deuce is so large that it breaches the surface of the toilet bowl water, exposing the tip to air.
the toilet bowl is designed to use water to contain the terrifying smell of fecal matter. naturally, when a load is large enough to reach periscope depth it stinks up the bathroom something terrible, requiring a courtesy flush.
“whoa dude, did you just dump all of bombay in this bowl? my f-ckin nose is going to fall off”
“sorry after all that built up sushi that dump reached periscope depth”
n. 1. when you are in a body of water (tub, hot tub, pool, etc) and you are floating at a depth such that just the tip of your p-n-s breaches the surface of the water
{to one’s friends in a hot tub}
“i’m at periscope depth”
when your p-n-s persistently peeks through your underwear fly, regardless of how many times he is readjusted, thus increasing the risk of tip zipper rash.
hold on a second i need to adjust my drawers. my junk keeps playing a shadowy game of penile groundhogs day, you know,… i’ve been cruising at periscope depth all day…
the result of a morning chubby, the tip of one’s wood will break the surface of the underwear as though to take a look around. similar to that of a submarine periscope.
“holy cow do i have to pee, but i’m at periscope depth and could take my eye out if i try.
Read Also:
- Sheldon Plankton
full name of mr. krabs’ nemesis plankton on “spongebob squarepants” who works at the chum bucket. he frequently tries to steal the krabby patty secret formula, but also frequently fails. the closest he got to the recipe was the recently new epsiode ent-tled, “plankton’s army” (where his full name was also revealed). haha! sheldon plankton! […]
- shfinctered
to be be poked in the buthole. john shfinctered me and said it was a joke, so i shot him.
- shilitilit
(sha-lit-a-lit) a more polite way of saying “oh sh-t!” my math teacher was handing back the tests and i got a 62. i was going to say “oh, sh-t,” but instead i said, “oh, shilitilit” because my teacher was right there.
- Shirt-Tugger
if you are the designated driver or designated walker, a person who always complains to go with you to a party and always wants to leave a party early knowing you’re responsible for taking them home. they are the type to act reckless at parties and force you to be the ones to watch over […]
- Crosis
a magic the gathering card, as well as a common game handle tag. the mt:g card, “crosis the purger”, is part of a few dragon series and line of the cards. he is known as the “purger”, and is loosely tied to death, and decay. crosis, and crosis the purger are also very common online […]