perkowski


a perkowski is a rare breed of human. part jew, part polish, and part black. when not counting money, or eating polish sausages, a perkowski can be seen either shooting 3 point shots or playing as ohio state on the latest version of ncaa college football. do not mistake a perkowski’s cheeks for cuteness… he will steal your sausages and your money… like the legendary honey badger, a perkowski doesn’t give a sh!t.
dude, that was my sausage! don’t be a perkowski and give it back!

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