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• Permaquiff

  referring to guys who have styled their hair in to a quiff so many times and with such conviction that they no longer need hair gel to achieve the desired result. men with a permaquiff have the added problem that once attained it becomes very difficult to get rid of, and said man will most […]

• wh-bore

  the company-email friendly word used to call a really sk-nky girl. al (via email): im sad today..my girlfriend broke up with me. shanana (via email): i swear, that girl’s such a wh-bore!

• face-grinding

  a euphemism for heavy kissing. may be a prelude to or a subst-tute for s-xual activity. me and that hawt babe were face-grinding last night! it rawked! mashing your face against another persons for, the beginnings of, s-xual gratification. “i was dancing with this chick and we totally ended up face-grinding on the dance floor.”

• facehat

  a person who would be delightful to have sit on your face as you give them oral pleasure. “that girl over there is such a facehat.” “i wouldn’t mind you being my facehat anyday, girl.” an item worn on the head that’s not quite a face mask but not quite a hat. guy: did you […]

• Geftlunger

  a t-rd that is so desperate to escape that it tears its way out of the alimentary c-n-l with tremendous force. simon was laid up in hospital for three weeks! why? that last geftlunger tore his abdominal wall!

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