Permaquiff
referring to guys who have styled their hair in to a quiff so many times and with such conviction that they no longer need hair gel to achieve the desired result.
men with a permaquiff have the added problem that once attained it becomes very difficult to get rid of, and said man will most likely be taking said hairstyle to the grave.
bob: d’you know that guy over there…
bill: the one with the permaquiff?
bob: yeah, him. what a tool.
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