perma-ring
the indentation left by a wedding ring that lets everyone know that you’re married even when it’s taken off
guy at bar: hey there, beautiful!
girl at bar: hi. are you married?
guy: um, no.
girl: nice perma-ring you got there
guy: oh. yeah.
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