perma-scruff
perma-scruff is that s-xy unshaven look on guys that takes a lot of work to maintain. it looks like they just rolled out of bed, but their facial hair never gets any longer.
colin o’donoghue playing killian jones (captain hook) on once upon a time has beautiful perma-scruff.
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