The Wheatland Stomp
the wheatland stomp is a solo s-xual act performed by only the most experienced of -n-l accepters. the act involves defecation on the floor by the actor, then stepping into the faeces. then, the actor places his foot inside of his r-ct-m and continually “stomps” inside of himself, stimulating the prostate and putting the sh-t back where it came from.
phil: “oh, man, i had a go at the wheatland stomp last night. my -ss really hurts!”
callum: “phil, you do that every night.”
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