Permafrosted


someone who has just been burned but is so slow, he doesn’t realize that he’s been burned untill at least 8 or 9 seconds after the burn.
person 1: man, there’s this kick-ss party tonight, and only the popular kids are invited.
person 2: well, i guess that rules you out then.
person 1: i guess you’re right…hey, wait a minute!
person 2: congrats! you’ve been completely and totally permafrosted!

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