permamidget
having reached a max height that is the fine line between dwarfism and below average. you’re too tall to be considered handicapped but you’re short enough to stand out in groups of regular people.
did you see that photo of sue at that party? that permamidget makes everyone else look like amazon women standing next to her.
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