Permanent Wedgie
a “permanent wedgie” is when the following happen:
the victim gets their underwear pulled from both the front (also called a melvin) and back (also called wedgie) while still wearing them. the underwear is held in that position. lace, rope, string, belt, etc. is looped through the legholes at the front, brought over the shoulder, and looped through the legholes in the back. it is then tied, giving the person a permanent wedgie.
other words to know:
wedgie – pulling one’s underwear from the back, causing the underwear to “ride up”, or become wedged between the b-ttocks. as the wedgier, or giver, pulls higher, the underwear pulls up on the b-ttocks causing friction burn. usually done to people wearing the dreaded briefs.
melvin – pulling one’s underwear from the front. on men, this causes pain in the t-st-cl-s because the underwear becomes confined, squeezing the t-st-cl-s together. on women, it becomes wedged in the v-g-n-l area.
after losing a bet, i had to get a permanent wedgie and keep it on for one hour
1 more definition
take an rope like item and slide it through your leg holes in back. do same in front and wear the item like suspenders.
my “friends” came over, and when i fell asleep they tied my hands up. and then gave me a permanent wedgie. since i was tied up i couldn’t escape for hours.
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