permastudent


one of those people in their late 20s or early 30s, or even mid to late 30s who has never held any kind of full time job, barely has a degree worth mentioning (usually in something -ssinine like liberal arts or women’s native’s lesbian’s studies) and is still trying to get juust a few more courses before they can start their phd….. and eventually retire at 75 with several million in student loan debts and never having worked a day in their life (aside from mandatory ta positions).
all of the soph-m-res had a cl-ss with johnny, a 35 year old permastudent who has been stretching his final year of university over the past decade…..

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