permatan
the condition of a white person having tanned skin all the year round. there are two forms:
1) rock star; tv personality; model; other wealthy person to whom an appearance of wellbeing is an inherent part of their lifestyle. condition obtained by chasing the summer round the globe. looks natural.
2) chav; trailer trash; mediocre prost-tute; middle-aged woman who wears leather trousers. condition obtained through roasting one’s skin under a uv lamp. result looks a bizarre shade of orange and ages the skin prematurely.
jason “what’s that big white ring among the wrinkles on the side of your neck?”
shaz “oh sh-t! i forgot to take my giant hoop earrings off when i was getting my permatan.”
1. a year round tan. someone with a year round tan.
2. abusive someone who is obviously of hispanic or gitano origin.
1. tabby has a permatan.
tabby is a permatan
2. tabby is a permatan.
a permanent tan that is tattoed on
“freddy, hit me with some of that tan spray”
“georgy, just get a permatan dude”
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