perplexcuse
an excuse so confusing the listener becomes exasperated and relents against own better judgement
how did you manage to avoid being grounded? i gave my mom a top 10 perplexcuse. she is still shaking her head…
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- Pornpolar
when you can’t choose which p-rno to watch and you flip from video to video. man i was so p-rnpolar last night i couldn’t choose which video to watch. i felt like a king in a digital harem.
- porpoise hole
an exceptionally tight b-tthole. said to be as tight as that of a porpoise’s b-tthole, which is water tight. d-mn, i tried to have -n-l with my girl last night, but she’s got a total porpoise hole!. no amount of lube was gonna get my d-ck in there.
- porpoise pussy
an exceptionally tight v-g-n-. implied to be tighter than that of a porpoise’s p-ssy, which is water tight. my d-ck is still sore from f-cking that b-tch with the porpoise p-ssy! i thought her p-ssy was gonna strangle the life out of my c-ck!
- Powersmash
(verb) to give or be given a hard -n-l blasting by -sserting dominance to the highest degree. “that final just gave me a herculean powersmash but was generous enough to hand me an ice pack afterward.”
- Prolonged-Soon
another word for “eventually” “gonna go to the kitchen prolonged-soon to get a sandwich but i’m currently lazy”