Persian cake topper
when an extremely drunk man, usually an uncle or extended cousin, gets so drunk at a wedding that right when the bride and groom go to cut the cake, he drops his pants, climbs on top of the table, and puts his wrinkly, sweaty b-lls on the top of the cake, in a display of untamed masculinity.
person #1: man my uncle bob did the persian cake topper at my brothers wedding.
person #2: man thats gross. did you eat a piece of the cake afterwards?
person #1: shut up. quit being such a d-ck hole you pape!
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