persicaphobia
a serious fear of peaches and any products made with them, likely because of the appearance, taste, and fuzzy feel. the most well known man with this phobia is a man on the maury show, who ran away from the images of peaches and baskets of them.
“i bought some peaches from the supermarket.”
“don’t bring those things near me, i have persicaphobia.”
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