when a girl is born with their r-ct-m, v-g-n-, and urinary teact fuse together into a common channel.
becky: hey samantha did you hear about mary’s messed up private area
samantha: yeah she has persistent cloaca
the danish counterpart to the wiggles, commonly thought to be cousins. oh man it was so weird whenni travelled to denmark, i turned on the tv and saw the philanjaniggles instead of the wiggles
- pillow puffer
someone who’s constantly vaping while playing multiplayer games to keep you from watching the screen clearly. like throwing a pillow at you to lose concentration. derp: i was killing it on goldeneye mp, derpina got so mad she started pillow puffing like crazy. my eyes couldnt handle it so i rage quit. derpy: i told […]
g-d-like. used to describe something so awesome its close to being deified. “yo, that b-tch’s -ss was pontificant! made me wanna get up on sunday and go to church!”
- p*rn hour
the hour your internet speeds go to sh-t because everyone is looking at p-rn. “why won’t this video load?” “it’s p-rn hour bro” the hour your internet speeds go to sh-t because everyone is looking at p-rn “why won’t this video load?” “it’s p-rn hour bro”
- potty hopper
that person that clogs the toilet and moves to the next available one because they’re either too lazy or too much of an -ssh-l- to unclog it themselves. don’t let that potty hopper use your bathroom or you’ll have to unclog it.