person of maori descent
a person of maori descent is an ethnicity that is indigenous to aotearoa (new zealand).
maori are also known as tangata whenua (people of the land)
example for a person of maori descent having a conversation…
maori: hey my pakeha (european) bro, who was the first person to discover nz?
pakeha: abel tasman
maori: true bro. so howcome he never set foot on aotearoa?
pakeha: (researches that abel tasmans ship was attacked at sea by maori warriors when he got too close to aotearoa) ummmm…..
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