personal best


the quickest a person has ever successfully m-st-rb-t-d. successful masturbations are for a guy: -j-c-l-t–n, and for a girl: -rg-sm.
jim started tugging on his weiner 4 seconds before he -j-c-l-t-d, it was his personal best.

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