personal brainer


not to be confused with a personal trainer, a personal brainer is your very own private girl who will give you head whenever you ask for it, even if it means leaving in haste and traveling a far distance to perform said task.
nah bruh i’m staying in tonight. i got my personal brainer on her way over.

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