Personal Jesus


1) cool song originally done by depeche mode and covered by such people as gravity kills, marilyn manson, and johnny cash.

2) someone to hear your prayers. someone who cares
1) personal jesus is one of depeche mode’s best known song

2) pick up the receive, i’ll make you a believer
1. someone who is always there to be a shoulder to cry on.
a lover who is also a father figure, or a security blanket. someone who does everything for his/her lover.

2. a 1990 hit for depeche mode. johnny cash covered it on his last alb-m.
1. bruce is a sugar daddy for mary. he’s her own personal jesus.

2. reach out and touch faith…
a slightly lanky, bearded man wearing robes and silly sandals that you keep nailed to two perpendicular planks of timber (forming a ‘t’ shape) in your backyard.
cops: “excuse me sir, who is that dest-tute man you have unlawfully restrained in your backyard??”

you: “oh dude, its just my own personal jesus”

cops: “sorry to have bothered you sir”

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