Personal Pan Pizza
a depraved form of masturbation, this is when an individual engages in auto-f-ll-t– while defecating. in other words, a self-blumpkin.
andrew: jesus! what are you doing to yourself?!
noah: the personal pan pizza. do you have any toilet paper?
a reward or bribe for kissing/making out with someone
emily earned a personal pan pizza last night with david
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