Shit Shaft


is another name for a p–p chute or ones -n-s. often heard being muttered by sandy or paddy g in conversations with ‘innocent’ birds around from the night before. also commonly used when reaching in 20+ knots of wind, in fireflies, while in a winning 1,2 position in team racing on dublin bay.
man i just dropped a load through my sh-t shaft. i fucced that bird in the sh-t shaft last night
what your d-ck is after you f-ck someone up the -ss.
after i f-cked that breezy’s -ss, i had a sh-t shaft!

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