Personal Panic Lie
when you imagine a scenario in which common sense tells you that you will never be in, but you want to prove a point to someone, someday, somewhere.
a) “yeah, i should pack the toolkit, manicure set and superglue, might need that when i get there”
b) “your going to the corner shop”
a) “just had a personal panic lie (ppl) sorry”
b) “breathe”
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