personal pretzel pistol gripper
this move here is only for the profesional seasoned and limberist of veteran m-st-rb-t-rs….first you start by putting both legs behind your neck interlocking your ankles..or one leg and one arm to hold the leg..forming a pretzel shape (hence the first part of the name).. now wit your free hand or your best c-ck beater reach around your -ss and grab your man meat backwards bending it down holding it as you would a pistol (mating the pretzel and the pistol to intergrate one move) now according to personal preferance you can fire your pistol in one shot one kill, semi-automatic, or go taliban style which is full-automatic..you can also play sniper by trying to aim you load into your own -sshole using a mirror as your pistol scope : )
standard m-st-rb-t–n was not getting me off like befor so i decided to fire off my goo bazooka and use the “personal pretzel pistol gripper” to create new and unusual sensations
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