personalize


much like animals mark their territory by natural means, humans claim ownership of items by exposing said items to their flatulence.
mustache: i wouldn’t sit there if i were you.
dirty: f-@& you, i’ll sit wherever the h-ll i want!
mustache: well, you should know that jc totally just personalized that sofa.

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