Perth Amboy Switchoff
when you’re getting a fantastic hand job and your partner’s arm gets tired so they start using the weak hand instead…
“i was looking for some sweet western grip action, so i called a couple buddies over. one of them starts strangling the soldier. a few minutes go by and my buddy gets fatigued, so a buddy of mine switches arms! i said ‘wait a second, pal! n-body gives me the old perth amboy switchoff!’
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