Peruto


to exaggerate so as to enhance the quality of a story; a set of statistical information made up to prove a point.

the ancient incan game of bluffing.
nice job of perutoing up that best man speech!

that last perutoism really saved the day!

you’re such a peruto.

the apartment really didn’t smell like cabbage… that was just a little peruto i added to the story.

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