Peruto
to exaggerate so as to enhance the quality of a story; a set of statistical information made up to prove a point.
the ancient incan game of bluffing.
nice job of perutoing up that best man speech!
that last perutoism really saved the day!
you’re such a peruto.
the apartment really didn’t smell like cabbage… that was just a little peruto i added to the story.
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