Peruvian Cheesecake
when a women gives a man a handjob, ending load in her hand. she then slaps the s-m-n into the mans taint. then proceeds to lick it out.
lisa: stan, can i give you a handjob?
stan: only if you catch the s-m-n, slap my taint, and eat it?
lisa: where i’m from we call that a peruvian cheesecake.
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