peruvian mudslide

a long held ritual and common cultural practice found in the andes mountains of peru. in this act of s-xual degradation the male partner bends over his female counterpart and inserts his p-n-s in between her b-tt cheeks much like a hot dog. (note- it is important for the male to be worked up for he must be ready to -j-c-l-t- instantaneously). once this position is set, the man then punches the woman beneath him in the stomach and makes her fart. the force created by her farting is said to release the ultimate male satisfaction.
my girlfriend dumped me because i asked her if i could perform a peruvian mudslide.

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