perve doctor
a doctor that just plays with your b-lls for 5 minutes to tell you something stupid like
“you have an expanded bladder”
or
“you need to stop peeing when you get really excited”
yo mang, i just hit up the perve doctor because i have a bladder infection, and he just rubbed my b-lls for 15 minutes then told me to take these pills.
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