Pervert 5000
the epitimy of being a pervert
“i was getting a lap dance by a beautiful woman, while my friend was drinking a beer at the table, by himself, looking like a pervert 5000.”
“yeah, john has been to the gentlemen’s club every day this week and spent his whole paycheck. he is officially a pervert 5000.”
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