Perverted Ear Syndrome
when someone says something completely normal or innocent and you hear something twisted and s-x related. also know as pes.
person 1: dude? did you just say something about pleasuring yourself?
person 2: um, no… i said i forgot my socks?
person 1: oh sh-t dude, i must have pes.
person 2: what?
person 1: perverted ear syndrome.
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