philosopussy


a system of values and beliefs advocating that man’s primary purpose in life should be getting laid as frequently as possible.
leo: how is it that you stay so happy without being in a relationship with the lord jesus christ?

ed: i make all my decisions based on a strict philosop-ssy; and believe me, the holy ghost hasn’t got sh-t on great poontang.

leo: d-mn, i think you just converted me.

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