Pervestis Arousal Escapism
(n); mental disorder, pae. can become chronic (cpae), or acute (apae) depending on the strength of the -ssociated urges. pae in males is marked by a desire to be measured for clothes by an attractive young woman followed by a subsequent arousal due to the close proximity of her hands to the patient’s genitalia. pae is a replacement form of escapism where otherwise an extramarital affair or midlife crisis would have been the only other available options.
tom: “where did mike go?”
harry: “he went to get measured for suit pants again.”
tom: “again? he must have some serious chronic pervestis arousal escapism.”
harry: “it seemed pretty acute this morning, he was practically grabbing himself.”
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