Pervetron


(perv – uh – tron), noun; portmanteau of pervert + electron

ostensibly an airport security device that electromagnetically scans the entire body of the suspect, er traveler, and then delivers p-rn-grade, virtual images of said man, woman or child to underpaid tsa apparatchiks and the geeky technicians who maintain the device.
sergio: hey, vito! come feast yo’ eyes on the piece of cheesecake that just walked into our new pervetron-6900!

vito: man, those gotta be at least 36-ds! hey, sergie! zoom in there… is that a cl-t ring i see?

sergio: oh, yea! cha-ching! we’s got ourse’f a money shot!

vito: quick, serge! snap a picture with your iphone for the collection!

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