Perveyor of premium coffees
somebody, a perv, who enjoys coffee enemas. just for the heck of it or because of the deep cleansing effect before -n-l s-x.
howard is a perveyor of premium coffees. after his starbucks experience he likes to spray paint the wall behind the toilet while he bends over and shouts “onwards howard”.
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