Phantom carrot
the feeling that your carrot is still there when its really gone.
wife: honey, do we have any carrots?
husband: yes, i think there is one left in the fridge.
wife: i can’t find it.
husband: oh, we must be out, then.
wife: sounds like you have a bad case of phantom carrot.
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there is no destination, only the pursuit of it.
he earned his college degree only to discover it was a phantom carrot with no guarantees.
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