pervy hobbit/elf fancier
a person who fancies hobbits or elves, creatures of jrr tolkien’s “lord of the rings” trilogy. the phrase came from a popular collection of “secret diaries” that satirized the films made from the trilogy.
“i noticed that pervy hobbit fancier staring at frodo. sam will kill him if he tries anything.”
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a fan of lotr that really likes hobbits and/or elves from the movie and/or book.
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