pigeon poop boutonniere


a pigeon p–p boutonniere is what you’re likely to get from sitting on the church steps while waiting for the service to begin. church steeples and belfries are notorious pigeon roosts. a pigeon aroused from its roost is unlikely to control its bowels and routinely p–ps to shed unnecessary take-off weight.
my brother got a pigeon p–p boutonniere for his brand new suit last sunday.

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