Pescado the Jack


1. an odd label in telling someone that the person has an i.q. level of a gold fish (pescado meaning in spanish fish) and an att-tude like a jack-ss. basically the person is nonsense.

hence “pescado the jack”

2. hard headed person who is a know-it-all who is really a fool
“if we are going to survive we’re going to build a fire”

“maybe i don’t want to build a fire, maybe i want to find rocks and spell s.o.s”

“listen to me pescado the jack, it the dead of night, we are stranded on island, and it is cold as h-ll–”

“h-ll can’t be cold because it hot.”

“idiot…”

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