Pescaphobia
the irrational fear and/or hatred of fish and/or fish touching you usually accompanied by severe fits of rage when exposed to fish and fishy situations. however negated by the fact that those in question still enjoy eating fish.
frank- hey steve come in the water’s great!!
steve- h-ll no man, there’s fish in there are you crazy i hate those things you know i’ve got pescaphobia!
–two hours later–
frank- hey steve where do you wanna go for dinner?
steve- i don’t know but i’m thinking catfish either way.
frank- d-mn steve you can be such a pescaphobe sometimes.
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