pessimistic agnosticism


the acceptance that you don’t know whether g-d exists or not, and the acceptance that you don’t care.

see also: pessimism, agnosticism
random guy: is there a g-d?

polytheist: no, there’s lots of gods and godesses.
monotheist: yes, just the one.
atheist, no, there aren’t any gods.
agnosticist: i don’t know.
pessimistic agnosticist: i don’t know, and i don’t care.
optimistic agnosticism: i don’t know, but i really wanna find out.

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