pessimistic pete
easily the most negative person in a group of people that are otherwise having a great time. but instead of keeping it to himself, it becomes his mission the f-ck the fun up for anybody that looks too happy.
bro 1: hey i got these four girls to come back to chill with us at the house!
bro 2: these girls don’t like you bro, they’re just gonna smoke your sh-t up, drink the liquor and leave. i bet at least two of them have the herp, either way this sh-t is weak don’t bring them over i got sh-t to do at noon tomorrow.
bro 1: never fails always such a f-cking pessimistic pete..
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