Pesticles


floppy t-st-cl-s which slap against a s-x partner during s-x.
jerry beat kerry half to death with his pesticles on their wedding night.
n. someone who is extremely uptight to the point where their p-n-s and t-st-cl-s have become one
“dude, relax and stop being such a pesticle”
a p-n-s and t-st-cl-s combined into one amazing word
suck my pesticles b-tch!
a nuisance with b-lls.
girl 1: “i can’t believe joe crashed my lunch with my girlfriends and tried to get me to leave with him!”

girl 2: “he’s such a f-ckin’ pesticle!”
an annoying man.
that guy who keeps trying to buy you drinks is such a pesticle.
a pesticle refers to when your nut sack becomes sweaty and sticks to the side of your inner thigh. it is very annoying in a public scene, but comical in a private scene, like having s-x, or whackin’ off.
“ah, man, i have such an itchy pesticle right now!”
when a small animal is pestering you (usually a male).
this barking dog is being a total pesticle! (rhymes with t-st-cl-).

Read Also:

  • Peter Griffin Boy

    also called pgb, is the lowest of the low. the lowest form of life on earth. a mega fail troll who has nothing better to do than troll. he is hated by many, loved, by none. dude did you see that troll! he was almost as bad as peter griffin boy!

  • shemdeem

    it means just kidding. you suck b-lls b-tch…. shemdeem!

  • peter wildfeuer

    a really anoying kid who always is always saying how stupid he is just so that n-body else will say it. he also hangs out with a much bigger douche named adam and prevents us from getting rid of him. at six flags we almost ditched adam when he goes “hey adam over here!”

  • Shine on

    the act of showing off your bling or expensive thing that glistens or “shines” in the light that is a sign you have excessive amounts of money (rims, diamonds, gold, silver, etc.) “everyday a new whip hommie, so you know i gets my shine on”- birdman in his song 100 million “is that some new […]

  • Shiny new penis

    a term refering to your new boyfriend and/or f-ckbuddy. does not refer to the female having male genitals. alison, i see you have a shiny new p-n-s!


Disclaimer: Pesticles definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.