Pestimistic
adj- describing someone who is not an optimist, by any stretch, to the point of being downright annoying.
also, pestimist, pestimism
caleb: “it looks like rain. my gl-ss is half empty. it’s only a matter of time before the terrorists strike back. unless the world ends in 2012.”
dave: “gosh caleb, you’re so freaking pestimistic.”
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