pestler
(noun) the dried speckle of poo left under one’s fingernail after one is wiping one’s -ss and one’s finger goes through the toilette paper. also applicable to -n-l fingering.
girlfriend: “your fingernails are f-cking disgusting!”
guy: “d-mn pestlers!”
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