Pestling


a s-xual practice involving the insertion of a pestle (a traditionally wooden and/or ceramic implement used with a mortar for crushing herbs and spices)into a bodily cavity of one’s partner in order to provide s-xual stimulation.
best not attempted directly after being used for the preparation of pepper or chilli. unless you’re into that kind of thing.
i gave her a pestling while she flicked the bean.

also pezzling, if you want to sound ghetto.

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