Pestuello
a poor, poor, beautiful goat, with an unfortunate fate. also see pestulio.
the legend of pestuello:
once upon a time, there was a goat named pestuello. pestuello was a beautiful goat with a lean, muscular body and long, flowing hair. one day pestuello went for a walk in the woods. as he turned around a tree, he saw a herd of cannibal goats. they first devoured his legs, then his body, and arms. they then shrunk his head and wore it as a necklace. this was pestuello’s end.
–write the short version in your math book:
there once was a goat named pestuello. one day, pestuello went on a walk in the woods. as he turned around a tree, he saw a herd of cannibal goats. they ate pestuello. the end.
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