when you like making fun of one of your friends usually all the time, that friend is your pet-friend
andy is always making fun of her pet-friends charlie and daniel.
- pity upvote
the action of up-voting a thread on reddit that is performing poorly out of pity. “i wasn’t going to upvote this thread, but i noticed it hardly has any upvotes, so i threw it a pity upvote”.
the man of style, the embodiment of style fam is that afrochi ? via giphy
- according to my calculations
something that nerds say all the time “according to my calculations, the square root of all finite numbers is equivalent to yada yada yada”
- plum thumb
this is the purple/brown like color your thumb turns into after over exerting it into someone’s -n-s (including your own), causing it to slightly become bruised also dude, can i borrow your gloves for today? me and neil were playing hitchhiker s-x all night and now i got plum thumb from it being up his […]
when your bowels arent moving when you want them too or when you dont feel like taking a sh-t -sam is trying to take a sh-t- sam:f-ck it.i’m going to poocrastinate taking as much time on the sh-tt-r as possible to delay working on another, more important project. when one poocrastinates they sit back, relax […]