pet idolatry
when owners would arrange an elaborate funeral for their dead pets to give them a more dignified send-off: pet coffin, sea burial, hired monk to chant buddhist sutras, and the like.
as people get more affluent, funeral packages for pets are also getting weirder: converting animal ashes into gemstones; setting an altar with the pet’s urn at home and regularly burning joss papers and offering food at the altar—aren’t all these bordering around pet idolatry?
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